And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
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