google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Randomize
