Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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