just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Send help, water and tortillas.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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