I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Im part way to drunk.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I think i got beer on your cat.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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