1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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