do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
my sisters under your porch take her home
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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