So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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