I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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