wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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