i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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