is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Damn victory sex feels great
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Randomize
