school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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