didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I'm having to shit out rocks
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
Randomize
