I seem to have left my pride at pride
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Sober January is a disaster.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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