It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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