Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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