i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
My dick has a subreddit
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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