doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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