Im at strip club and am horny
I feel great
I just peed on a car
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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