So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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