I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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