so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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