This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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