Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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