i was born a porn star she said
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
Randomize
