nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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