So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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