Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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