yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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