please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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