Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i think my mom watched the whole time
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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