Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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