just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Life is so much better after having sex.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
