so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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