I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I currently don't understand fingers.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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