its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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