Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Say something about gay babies.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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