Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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