Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
Randomize
