We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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