hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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