I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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