Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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