I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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