do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
are you so shy because you have an std?
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
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