Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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