these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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