Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
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