Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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